Random
Source Code
Random
To instantaneously extract yourself from a sub-optimal situation, often at great risk to your personal safety, professional reputation, or social standing
Original Use:
I just got called in to my partner's office to explain why the memo was late. All I wanted to do was to kick out a window and base jump the fuck outta there.
Modern Use:
Guy 1: I got caught in a conversation with Rufus again - that dude is so freakin' awkward.
Guy 2: I would have base jumped out of there by kicking him in the balls and running away.
7👍 5👎
In a jiffy, like a quickie
Thots fuck rappers off the jump to spite other rappers because they hate men and want to fuck with every guy they meet on purpose.
Another example:
Homeboy Rus: I fucked your bitch off the jump
Other guy: damn man thanks for telling me at least now I know to dump that thot back to hell from whence she came FUCK that bitch #brocode
Anybody heard of Homeboy Rus? I heard he fucked my bitch off the jump. I'm so proud of my life now!
Follow @HomeboyRus on the www.Battle.me app rap battle app
4👍 2👎
Jump on top of them and rutally fuck
Oh man! She's so hot!! Man if I could jump someone right now it would so be her
71👍 92👎
the dangerous pointy sharp tip of a penis is getting inserted into your vagina as sexual assault
feeling : a tiger tearing a deer up
dude , i have a jumped vagina. kevin G's penis is reallly rough...
6👍 4👎
when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
bitch quit stork jumping or i will slap a hoe!!
7👍 4👎
A word you would call somebody when you are angry. It can also be used in sarcasm and it is an expression used when your happy.
person 1: how do text get to a phone do they fly through the air
person 2: you piss me off with your blond moments jumping tree
6👍 4👎
Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
6👍 3👎