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R. Kelly is an R&B rapper who is a pedophile and rapes underage girls.
R. Kelly is used in a joke told to an person that is underage (can be told to person over consent but the joke wouldn’t be as funny) because he raped underage girls or told to a person who does very weird stuff.
“R. Kelly is gonna come get you”
“R. Kelly is waiting for you downstairs”
Told to an underage person
*Does something real weird*
“Bruh you like R. Kelly get away from me”
An rnb performer of the whikkety whack macdaddy paddy whack era. Well known for his bedroom and backstage antics with the young ladies.
He my daddy. R. Kelly tweats me good. Weal good. When I am a naughty girl he give me spanks. He teach me to be good girl. Weal good girl
A strange person. A person who is a extremely big fan of the linumination series "despicable me" a woman liker and a hooker a straight up hooker a fucking prostitute
"hey have you ever met my cousin Kelly? She's my cousin and I think you know her" "the gay hooker?" "Yeah her!" "I didn't know Kelly "blue_berryhead" was like that
Kelly and Brian are the best couple in the world. She gets him to do the same sport as her, and he absolutely loves it. They spend the weekend at their sporting events and flirt constantly. Anyone around them can tell they love each other. He is a little bit of a nerd and under appreciated, but he makes her laugh so much. He is so giddy and open around her. She is more social and gets him to be a better person. There is no use trying to talk to them when they are around each other, because they are literally entranced. Brian does not want to admit his love, but everyone knows Kelly likes him. They will not end up at the same school, but they will never like anyone else after they meet. Brian and Kelly are the perfect couple, and they will do anything for each other.
"They are so cute, but not like kelly and brian."
"kelly and brian... ARE FINALLY DATING."
"kelly and brian are the best couple. They need to date then get married."
The act of sticking ones finger up there dogs anal cavity as to give a prostate exam.
" My vet was caught Pulling a kellie again."
An amazing boy who becomes and even more amazing man . Someone who isn't very social or emotional. However , when he finds something or someone he loves , he will love them/it with everything in him. He cherishes the things he has . He's very stubborn , sometimes annoying , but his cuteness outweighs it all. He always has a hard time telling the people he loves no . At the same time , he is very unemotional and heartless . He does not care what anyone thinks of him. All of this makes : a Philip
That gentlemen there is a Philip kelly
A time zone that is 1 hour behind everything else
Friend A: he said he would be here at 9 and is 9:45 where is he?
Friend B: You forgot he runs on Kelly time