Kenni is a girl who won’t let you stop smiling. She’s loud and gentle at the same time and when she laughs you can’t help but join in. She puts everyone first and is funny as hell, she’s so damn polite and easy going but very shy at first.
if you piss her off however, you’ll end up in a ditch deader than your grandma.
Fun fact- (99.9% of the time Kenni’s are fine asf so if you bag one don’t let her go )
“Wtf is she always laughing who is she?”
“Oh her?that’s just kenni don’t mind her “
HE claims that it means a brave knight. I doubt it most of the time but I've never really looked it up. To have a Kenni means no romantic gestures and bare minimum of mushy sweetness, but boy do I tell you that a Kenni is the most reliable sonofabish in the whole motherfuckin world. The spelling itself is unusual compared to the mainstream kennys, which also proves that Kennis are better than Kennys (no offense). He works hard (usually not in everything he does, but if he wants to, he will work very very hard), he is chill (unlike many other adults with anxiety and other baggage we know), he loves his family very very much (in-law relationships sure isn't going to be easy to build). The point is, to love a Kenni means to learn to love, to love in between the sweetness and bitterness of him. He isn't perfect, but when he says he'll be there, he will always be there which is not easy to come by, if he loves you, he really really loves you, nothing will sway him and he will stay in love with you for all eternity. Appreciate a Kenni cus like the mediocre twist in his name, it is very uncommon and you might not be able to find another one.
Hey Kenny! No man, it's KENNI with an I!
no one: ....
Kenni: *insert salty joke*
me: don't start being a Kenni *rolls eyes*
Probably one of the most interesting people you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting. Someone with this name might be creative as hell. They may be into art, music, or other similar things. If they’re funny, 60% of the time it’s on accident, but you’d still enjoy their company regardless. Kenni is a top tier friend with a top tier personality fosho!
If you’re friends with Kenni, I’m jealous of you.
He has a beautiful soul more than anyone. he is funny, smart, tall and kind however, he is only nice to someone close to him and he only has a few close friends and that's all he needs. He is smarter and stronger than he knows. He's very logical and sometimes it pisses me off. he is my first love and will forever live in me.
I’m so lucky to have you in my life.
Kenny Giarsa,
(noun) you are loved.
Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.
“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”
a very annoying kid, usually from a Godzilla movie.
this movie has a kenny... FUCK