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Egg Laying Goose

A really bad golf shot or a really pathetic golf team in Wilmington DE.

After driving several golf balls into a pond, the huge grey goose flew off and layed an egg in mid-air.

What an Egg Laying Goose! Want to take a mulligan?

by Semore-Hineys May 5, 2009


layed down a heater

Took a massive stinking shit

Hey dude, do not go in there, I just had a massive stinking shit layed down a heater!

by Heater23 February 7, 2016


Get ya Lay on

the motion of laying down with a able bodied women preparing for a sexual act.

She said, "where your room at". we took it to the back, i turned the lights off, my homebody screamed from the front room"Get ya lay on Son"

by Mr. Iz Himself June 2, 2010


Go lay down

Used when somebody is completely unqualified for an opinion or position on a matter and should remove themselves. Generally the statement comes from someone more experienced on the matter to one that is not. The idea is that the inexperienced person has entered an area of knowledge too great for their brain and they should lay down because they are displaying elements attributed to fatigue saying nonsensical things.

Some non gaming person: "Those video games are the root of all evil of today's children"
Sane person with video game experience: " Aww just go lay down already."

by hideTheBelt March 6, 2019


flat lay down

used in the car biz. for when a customer comes in and picks a vehicle and pays full asking price, and any extras!

Every customer Brian gets is a flat lay down!

by b rain t November 7, 2008


lay a dozen eggs

A phrase used when someone feels the urge to take a massive shit.

Frank has quite the look of discomfort.... he must be ready to lay a dozen eggs.

by Petrified Cornlog April 29, 2019


Laying on my legs

Doing another's work.

Richard needs to keep up he's "laying on my legs"

by February 13, 2022