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Lean Monkey

Only Lean

Lean Monkey; "MORE LEAN BIATCH"

by Shamblet68419 May 13, 2022


the lean doggy

A sex position that is sometimes painful to the female during sex. You take a sturdy object that is about the same height of the female's armpits used for her to lean on while the male is standing behind the woman and humps her in either the ass or the vagina. This will cause an orgasm for both the male and the female.

Dave: Hey babe, what position do you want to try now?
Brittany: I don't know. What did you have in mind?
Dave: I think we should do the lean doggy. Grab that table, stand it up, lean on it, and then let me hump you. I
Brittany: Wouldn't that hurt?
Dave: Yes, but it will give you a very long orgasm.
Brittany: Okay, only because I haven't had an orgasm from you since our honeymoon 4 years ago.

by JakePauler4LifeWasTaken April 4, 2018


leaning peacock

When your female partner is naked and leans or bends over a table. Your partner then places their hand above their arse crack and sprouts their fingers apart to look like the tail of a peacock. The man then proceeds to anally penetrate his female companion whilst she maintains the position of her hand.

Woman 1 - " I was feeling adventurous, so I asked him if we could try the leaning peacock. It was difficult to maintain the hand position due to the speed he took me at "

Woman 2 - " Sounds like you had a blast love "

by 10 Inch Finch January 5, 2014


Wang lean-to

Occurs while a male in the depths of slumber attempts to roll over but is unable to do so due to his wang acting as a kick stand preventing his body from fully completing said action.

"I was having a great dream until I fucking rolled over into a wang lean-to."

by Imn2deepbackatthehotel December 17, 2016


Stomach is on lean

When your stomach hurts and you have to boo boo real bad

Bruh, I ate Taco Bell for lunch and now my stomach is on lean.

by Dan.G August 8, 2018


The Gavin Lean

When a man decides to lean upon another man’s woman for physical support. This tactic may be used to steal said woman from said man.

“Hey man, I’m feeling really insecure about that guy over there leaning on my gf like that.”
“Yeah you should, he’s doing The Gavin Lean.”

by Doodledobot May 2, 2022


The Brady lean

When you're falling out on a blue AKA Fentanyl and you lean forward to the left as you're falling out it's a beautiful dance

Hey look at that guy over there doing the Brady lean

by 420 trailer park swag July 1, 2022