Abraham Lincoln Movie Night

When you and a friend have to take notes on a documentary for class but you make it a nice time and make tea and faggot cheese. Nothing ever gets done but it's just a nice time.

Let's sleep over and have a Abraham Lincoln Movie Night for the stupid English homework.

lincoln center

A homosexual program run by a bunch of fools who think that it is doing good for the kids who are in it.

Guy 1: Hey I heard that Guy 3 goes to Lincoln Center, it sounds good I think I'll join.
Guy 2: NO! That program sucks ass it says you will learn shit for college but really you just sit around for 3 extra hours after school doing nothing but gay sex.
Guy 3: I hate my life.

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abe lincolns

one hell of an author

Abe Lincolns once said, "When we die we go bye bye."

Lincoln Park

The hub of the west seattle party scene, every weekend a keger occurs.

guy: “yo you going to the keger at lincoln?”
guy 2: “ya, i heard they gonna be hella milfs walking they’re dogs gettin freaky”
guy: “yessir lincoln park is active”

Lincoln Street Alternative

a school full of absolute bottom of the barrel kids who couldn’t succeed at seaholm so they got thrown into a basement. half of them are either rapists, pedophiles or coke whores and sell their bodies for drugs.

guy1 :Bro doesn’t ella go to lincoln street alternative

guy2: yeah but her ass is fat

guy1: ur guaranteed to get syphillis but ok

Rusty Lincoln

In preparation for anal sex, you douche, but do a quick clean out that doesn’t go past your second sphincter. Then, you get fucked by a dick longer than you were expecting that goes past your second sphincter and has fecal matter on it after exiting your ass.

The dick on that guy I met in the bathroom was so long, I ended up giving him a rusty Lincoln.

Lincoln's revenge

The colloquial term for any cases of traveler's diarrhea contracted by a mexican tourist visiting the USA. The name humorously refers to Abraham Lincoln, an american lawyer, politician, and statesman who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assasination in 1865.

It is said that whenever a person has diarrhea while visiting the United States, he is suffering the wrath of Lincoln's revenge.

by Mozart72 January 22, 2023