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when you have sex with a lion and feel proud.
#unprotectedlionlovecausels #lionaids.
guy 1-i fecked that lion good
guy 2- unprotected lion love !
The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
A short person, normally of Scottish Origin who enjoys shandy but cannot drink real beer. Renowned for prowling and flashing his skin flute, Don Lion Stouts are not to be trusted.
Here comes Don Lion Stout
a banana lion is a person that has such long pupes that it hides his banana and his dick looks like a lion. so hairy infact u have to peel back the fur
i went out last night with a guy last night and got so scared because i had to pull back his banana lion
When I guy wakes up and has a morning boner
Ah, what a beautiful morning. Oh look, the Lion has awoken from his den.
When you cum and then you wipe your cum on her forehead and say “Simba”
Adam - “Dylan heard you lion kinged that girl from last night”
When you are fucking a girl doggy style and then you stick your thumb in her anal cavitty and she turns around in surprise and you pull out your thumb and wipe her shit on her forehead and say “Simba”
Yo I Lion Kinged my girl last night and I received praise.