The Flaming Lips

The fourth best band in the world, after Radiohead, Modest Mouse, and Björk.

Man, The Flaming Lips just keep getting better and better.

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Lip Virginity

When someone has never been kissed before.

Person 1: Why is that girl crying?
Person 2: Alex kissed her and took away her lip virginity!
Person 1: Like... Lip Rape?

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lip crispies

When you come on someone's face, (or inside their mouth) and the cum dries around the rim of the mouth or lips.

Stephen Colbert: "Oh! I see. I guess man whores should have to drink from a separate water fountain. Actually, that's probably a pretty good idea. Might have a case of the 'lip crispies'"

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lip service

Pretending to believe or feel something

Teacher:"Now say you're sorry"
Student:"...Sorry"

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Butter lips

a girl who enjoys the pleasant act of having butter (male cum) on, around, near her lips. she never denies any oppertunity to have her lips buttered

I heard that girl was a butter lips.

Really? Damn, I hope she lets me butter them!

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lip bite

A cute thing that a girl can do.

Girl #1 - Sir, can I please have a raise?
Boss - No, get out.
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Girl #2 - Sir, can I please have a raise? *bites lips*
Boss - *flustered* Y-yes.
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Do not use the lip bite technique on other women.

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ass lips

When a women wears shorts that are too small and the bottom of her ass sticks out.

When that chick walks away, you totally notice her ass lips.

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