One who preys on the elderly by providing companionship with the hopes of getting put into the will.
See: Lot Lizard, cemetery plot
Anna Nicole Smith (age 26) was accused of being a plot lizard, having married J. Howard Marshall (age 89).
Lizard Squad is a notorious hacking group that first gained notoriety in 2014 when they launched a series of DDoS attacks that took down the online gaming networks of Xbox Live and PlayStation Network, causing significant disruption for users over the Christmas period. The group has claimed responsibility for a number of high-profile cyber attacks, including targeting the Malaysia Airlines website, the website of the UK National Crime Agency, and the website of the Malaysia Communications and Multimedia Commission. Lizard Squad is known for using a variety of techniques to carry out their attacks, including botnets, social engineering, and DDoS-for-hire services. Members of the group have been arrested and charged with various cyber crimes, but Lizard Squad remains active and continues to pose a threat to organizations and individuals around the world.
Lizard Squad are hackers.
(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.
You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.
A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
Before I stick my pork in my boyfriend's asshole I like to lube up a nice greasy lizard.
One not being overly communicative about their sexual activities.
"No one would think you were fucking, you are like taking the lizard out on sundays"
When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"
Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!
I lizarded you!
When you are kissing or making out and they stick their tongue in your mouth aggressively and stiffly in a lizardly fashion.
yea he lizarded me, it was nasty.