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A cesspool of depravity, poisoning the Thames. Notorious for anal pioneers, fetish freaks and a sickening stench of melted dildos
Billy: Oh no, I’ve got to go through Barnes (London, SW13) on the train!
Jim: shit. Just make sure to keep the windows closed and don’t make any kind of eye contact with the locals.
A joint rolled with the highest quality possible
Stoner 1: Damn thats a good joint you rolled
Stoner 2: yeh it’s a real London piffstick
When your uptight khaki wearing neighbor cuts an access hole out of his crotch area in order to bang his wife.
This is also a perfect porn star or stripper name. “Now heading to the stage….please welcome London Pound Cake.” The crowd goes WILD!
Bruce came in abruptly from trimming the hedges wearing only his cut up khakis. He told his wife he was ready to London Pound Cake her right there on the kitchen floor.
The area close by to town, notorious for the cheeky cunts who do knock-a-door run on my flat and for the primary school
Bro, I say we go do knock-a-door-run on the flats in Little London.
A hard ass area in Leeds with bare mandem nice area for messing about and doing knock a door run
Oi u man let’s go splash some ops in little London,I‘be got bare man
"London Dog" is when a guy goes soft while doing it doggy-style.
can be used as a noun or verb
Janet told me that Evan London Dogged her last night!
"Don't you dare pull another London Dog tonight!"
When you are from the UK but not London, but you put on an accent/act like you are from south east London for clout
Katie: ah yes I love Peckham, all the best venues are there
Tabitha: swear you’re from Walsall? Or have you been London-fishing me this whole time?!
Katie: ...