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Budget Milf

A milf that is generally younger than 25, and will disappoint you by not coming with all the benefits of sleeping with a milf

Jack: โ€œthe gluck gluck 9000 was painful and it was traumatic, she was such a budget milf

by TheCousin127 May 22, 2021


Scott's Milf

The mother of any one or more than one friend that is incredibly hot. The difference between a "milf" and a Scott's Milf" is that the latter has an inclination to release sexual tension on the friends belonging to her firstborn son.

Student 1: Dude, while you were shooting your air gun, I just had hot, steamy sex with the Scott's Milf if you know what I mean.

Student 2: Bro, that's my mom!

by heidylover September 1, 2010

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s-milf

a super milf, imagine a milf, then think of someone 10times higher on the scale

1. mate your mums fit
2. yeah shes a milf
3. oi fuck off
1.no, shes a s-milf!

by ilovesmilf March 26, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


burnt milf

A very dark skinned, mature woman, who one is sexually aroused by.

"yo freddy, check out that burnt milf at 3 o'clock..."

"i'd tap that"

by Ashbury's Dirtbag March 27, 2007

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Chocolate milf

a black (usually attractive) mother with at least 2 kids that some people wanna fuck

ooh look at that chocolate milf over there

by Trash Kween August 4, 2018

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Milf Pack

Like a wolf pack except made up of Milfs typically wearing spandex and speed walking together. Usually in groups of 4 or more and most commonly sighted in Orange County. Strollers may be present.

Man, I got attacked by a wild milf pack at the park this morning. It was SWEET.

by milfman12 June 2, 2011

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Milf Attacked

Milf means "mom I'd like to fuck". Its a word of affection males who like older women gave older women.

Unfortunately, older women's sense of self beauty is not derived from actual beauty. Its derived from her belief that adult women in their teens and 20's are a perversion of some kind and that only sickos fall in love with 18-27 year old women. "us 43 year old women are the hottest because only perverts like those 24 year old women."

Older women (including milfs) tend to lash out at older males (28+) who date young women and tell these males' young girlfriends to break up with them because age gaps are 'dangerous' and 'predatory'. This is known as a Milf Attack.

"You are 29. My niece is only 20. You are almost 30. that is too old for her. You dangerous creep"-typical milf attack.

"you are 45 and she is 25. That is sick. You dirty old man. creep. Sicko. Letch. Pervert. If she has any brains, she will run from you old man. MANIPULATOR!!!"-Typical milf attack from an older woman.

"No boytoy ever forgets where we were the first time we were milf attacked by an older woman because we were 29 and our girlfriend was 18. How dare us. thats just sooo 'sick'. She even told my girlfriend to break up with me because I was 'dangerous' due to being older. Older women (milfs) take our youth and then call us perverts and 'dangerous' when we get older and catch up on the time they took from us with a young beautiful lover of our own. That is milf's fatal character flaw. Unbelievable. Wow. Just wow."-typical boytoy blossoming into a milf attacked sugardaddy

"damn. My girlfriend's mother milf attacked me because I am 32 and she is 20. She told my girlfriend I'm dangerous. Now my girlfriend wont take my calls. I've never done anything 'dangerous'. What a bitch"-john
"wow. john. You got totally milf attacked!! Milfs got issues"

by Muscular Rugby Player December 30, 2008

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