Random
Source Code
Random
A kid in class who hears others silently say an answer to a question, and they say it louder so that the teacher hears and it makes them look super smart when they're stealing people's thunder.
Mr. Baffi: What is 3+3?
Chad:(quietly) 6.
Ashly: SIX!!!!
Bennett: Dude, Ashly, I totally heard Chad just say that. You're such a fax machine!!!
22👍 38👎
The Machine Gun is when you getting ready to cum on a girl's face and saying "BRRRRRRRRR" as you cum.
Dude, I did The Machine Gun so hard on her last night!
9👍 12👎
A very dangerous thing for a girl to sit on while shes holding a broom or something of that nature
when the girl was sitting on the washing machine it started to rumble and she slipped causing a broom to jam up into her insides (vagina) and from this day no one knows what happened to that broom stick girl
26👍 47👎
anything that dies recieves death from the death machine
6👍 7👎
Automatic card shuffler, or anything else you may receive for Chanukah, has to be 1337 tho.
Hey Bob what'd you get for Chanukah?
I got teh Chanukah machine.
7👍 9👎
A cream colored A6 2.7 turbo that resides at Audi Academy in Arizona. Dubbed after the graduating class of June 15th 2007.
Jose: hey pull in the cream machine
Jason: hell yah I love that thing
7👍 9👎
A form of fisting where after the fist is inserted in to the orifice, the hand is opened like a claw.
Then you grab a prize and pull it out.
I used the Toy Machine on that girl last night.
What did you win?
A piece of colon.
8👍 11👎