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a groomer (but better than the UTTP)
Me: who's the worst groomer?
Not Me: major cloog lmao
An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
Someone who likes cock so much they have to study it
Poultry Science Major: Man… I love cocks so much… I decided I wanted to study it!
Likes to date men twice her age and wear cropped sweatshirts. Can always be seen with a container of vaseline. Slightly asian and will always be the second best.
Wow, Reilly Major really went on a date with someone her dads age in a cropped sweatshirt.
What happens when you pull your pants up too fast after going to the bathrooms
I just took a shit and I had a Major Air Dribble
It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.