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An unwritten book about laws that males must abide by.
1. Don't date your bestfriend's ex.
2. Don't backstab your bestfriend.
3. Bros before hoes.
4. Talk about girl's tits and twats a lot so you don't look gay.
5. Never joke about a guy's sister or mom.
6. Ball tap someone back for revenge.
And so on...
Greg went against the male handbook. He is dating Katelyn even though his bestfriend Andrew broke up with her in the Spring.
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A strong, independent man that don't need no woman holding him down
Stacy: OMG!! Chad is so cool and hot. Why is he single?!?
John: Chad, don't need no woman. He's a Sigma male!
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A male that acts like a Karen. See chad
Mcdonalds Worker: Hi, how may I help you
Mcdonalds Worker: *messes up food*
Male karen: I'm going to speak to the manager
Worker: You're such a male karen!
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Very close to the beta male type but more pompous and arrogant, iota males tend to think of themselves highly and are usually in jobs like youtubers and twitch streamers to gain attention.
They have similar needs to the alpha but don't pay out as much as the alphas do, hence them being lower than the beta male on the male Social and Sexual Hierarchy and tend to be less appreciated by women.
''Whoa, is that streamer a beta male?''
''Nah, he's an Iota male''
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Omega males are the polar opposite of alpha males.
They are usually introverted, socially awkward, and have difficulties making friends with those who aren't other omegas (or the occasional beta male).
Omegas are often submissive in the few social situations they end up in, but this quality can be very endearing to some, meaning that under the right circumstances they can gain close-knit friendships with alpha males.
Surprisingly, omegas also have a lot of luck with women, as their good listening skills make them ideal partners.
An omega male with an alpha friend can definitely meet the right person to date much faster and easier than any sigma, gamma, or beta male can.
The alpha introduces the omega, and all the omega has to do is have a nice conversation with his partner.
Usually, nerdier women who are interested in anime, video games, comic books/movies like the Marvel cinematic universe, or TV shows like Supernatural, Sherlock, or Dr. Who are the most open to the possibility of dating an omega male, although there are many others who find the idea of an omega appealing.
In more intimate scenarios, omega males will find that the best way to be pleased is if their partners are the ones in control of the situation.
However, this results in absolutely mind-blowing sex, with women (and some men) knowing that "omega" means a wonderful night in.
"Hey, you're sitting all by yourself and you look so tired, are you alright?" Ruby asked.
"Nah, he's just an omega," said the alpha male, ruffling the omega male's hair.
"Oh... in that case... you doing anything later, omega? I can tell you're a guy of good breeding..."
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