Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.

"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."

Marriage age

The age you can marry at

Is she Legal to marry?no she is Under the marriage age

Marriage age

The age you are allowed to get Married at
Like the Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age Smoking age drinking age age of Consent age of Criminal age of puberty Adult age Coming of age and age of majority

I want to marry am I at the marriage age

great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.

My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

nibling-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's spouse.

My nibling-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

nephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's nibling's husband.

My nephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.