matt’s disease

Matt’s disease is a brain crippling disease caused by doing a pointless task over and over such as running in circles or spinning a fidget spinner.

After using a fidget spinner for an hour Joe got Matt’s disease.

Matt Chapman

Matt Chapman #26 on the Oakland A's, Won gold glove and platinum glove. Arguably one of the best 3rd baseman and all around fielder right now.

Damn there is no play Matt Chapman cant make.

Matt Mattarazzo

1. Super talented singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, musician, and actor.
2. Hot, amazing,sexy, awesome, cute, sweet, talented musician.

Rolling Stone magazine: "Matt Mattarazzo is, maybe, the greatest thing to come into the new musical generation."

matt lauer'd

Bent over a desk and fucked until you pass out.

I was Matt Lauer'd last night and it was amazing.

Matt Panella

The unevolved form of a wildabeast thats speaks french and sexually preys on the slower male wildabeast in the herd. He communicates only through singing to lure in his prey.

Matt Panella moves stealthly across the savan.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T3VAdbmw80E

matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

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Doing a Matt

Being a geek
Trainspotting
Bereft of having a relationship with anyone else other than himself
a virgin

Matt is starring in the sequel to 40 year old virgin
its called "55 and still can't get some"

man you love computers as much you're doing a matt

A matt finish -- looking, dressing and talking just like a geek

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