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The people who born on this day are fuckin legends and hella clouted.People will be fuckin with them way too much
Yo he was born in May 14, I gotta fuck around with him to get clout
The day were Joe tells his crush Eli, that he is in love with him.
Did you hear?
Since it's May 9th, Joe confessed his love to Eli.
Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.
This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!
“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”
National Hold your crushes hand day
“Hey wanna hold my hand”
“Ew no”
“But it’s May 13th 😏”
“Oh well in that case 😏”
The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often
Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.