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Usually a Portuguese man, he sits in his room all day doing activities such as jacking off and smoking pot . Michaels have no life and no friends. They do not know how to get a girl but when they actually do they mess it up by accidentally shoving them into boxes and throwing them off a bridge. They often have either A chode or no dick at all. They are very ugly.
"I want to meet your son where is he"
"In his room smoking a joint"
"Must be Michael"
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Sick lad who is very smooth with the ladies. He often has the best pickup lines and people will always blush at him.
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Michael is a incredibly sexy man within a wonderful personality great cook, super intelligent and can fix anything. He is also a ladies man who has the best pick up lines. Michael also has a small sensitive side he very seldom will show and is not only a great father but a better boyfriend, but the best thing about Michael is what Michael can do under the sheets . Michael is hands down the best sex any one person deserves and anyone should be down right honored to have sex with Michael, but Michael when poked can also have a different side that would be the Asshole side so be cautious not to poke (Piss off) a Michael. To piss off a Michael would be hazardous to ones health. Yo-D-Yo is the only sign of a pissed off Michael so pay attention. Oh and last but not least Michael we're blessed with a killer smile and some we're fortunate enough to be blessed with extremely attractive girlfriends some call them Shelly's, those Michael's are refered to as Lucky ass Michael's .
I always here a Michael Yo-D-Yo ing around here.
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usually referred to as Mikel.
IS CALLED MICHAEL
is a wild creature with many talents.
Michael has a phobia of TellyTubbies
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Michael can be introverted but once you’ve gained its trust you’ll become great friends. He is smart but he can doubt himself he’s really nice and sweet but doesn’t show it. He's mostly a really chill laid back guy. He has also probably never dated anyone and he thinks no one likes him but many people do!
Person 1:Why does Michael never talk
Person 2:He talks to me
Person 1:Really?
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The weird guy who tries to blend in
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A Chinese sweat shop worker that buys toys for his pet turtle named pete
Michael is a super nice co worker
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