Mother's Night

The night of Mother's Day where mother lovers f*** each others mothers.

'cause I'm a mother lover, you're a mother lover, we should f*** each others mothers
F*** each others moms!
Push in that place that you came out as a baby ain't no doubt that sh** is crazy!
F*** each others moms!
CAUSE EVERY MOTHER'S DAY NEEDS A MOTHER'S NIGHT!

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Mother of Bitches

an expletive used to describe a number of things such as intense disappointment or fear.

Holy Mother of Bitches, Batman, she's gonna Splode!
Aw mother of bitches, we lost the tourney...
IS that... no, it cant be... Mother of Bitches!

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significant mother

A bit intrusive mother...

-Do you have a flatmate?

-No, but my significant mother passes by sometimes...

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mother feck

something you say when you want to slap your mother right in the face. Used the same as Mother Fu**er just loads more fun to say.

"mother feck, i just stepped in poo"

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cum mother

1) an insult to suggest the person is surrounded by men jizzing.

2) a person who always has men and/or sex available to them.

jeez, she is such a cum mother!

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Mother Load

The specific load of sperm that results in impregnation, and the female becoming a mother, hence "Mother Load". If a woman has had sex more than once during her fertile period, it will be difficult to know exactly which load was the mother load.

I only had sex with her once so I knew the load I busted in her that night was the mother load.

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mother fuckin'

(Adj.) Used to describe a large quantity of snakes on an airborne vehicle.

I'm tired of these mother fuckin' snakes on this mother fuckin' plain

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