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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.

"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"

by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023


Mountain Top

When a girl is giving you Top and she has her hair in a bun and you cum on top of her bun.

Yo how was Jessica?

She was great man. She let me give her a Mountain Top

by Mr.Hopps Worthington January 26, 2021


Trevor "The Mountain"

Trevor has turned the rock in to the pebble. He is the mountain. He is the most jacked man, even more jacked then Arnold, Dwayne Johnson, and John Cena. This man can lift a tank.

wow, Trevor "The Mountain" is so jacked

by chewar May 17, 2022


Mountain dew

$7 Jesus juice

Mountain dew is just like Jesus juice

by Blackvolgger August 28, 2019


Mountain Dew

Not only is this the greatest beverage of all time.

It also is a type of okie doke where someone gets out of the car to go inside somewhere for something and the person who stays behind in the vehicle burns out of there before the person who exited the vehicle knows what is happening.

I went to the gas station, and when I went inside to piss, that stupid hooker mountain dew’d me. Now I’ll have to report the bitch stolen. Shit.

by NigganameMoe January 12, 2021


Jade Mountain

A real place, but it's also a mountain in Wings of Fire (WoF) that has been made into a school by the Dragonets of Destiny (DoD.) It has five different winglets, which are the groups of dragons that go to the different classes. These winglets include one of each of the seven tribes of Pyrrhia. In Darkstalkers time, it used to be the second tallest, but an earthquake shortened the tallest mountain, making Jade Mountain the tallest.

Dragon 1: What's the tallest mountain in Pyrrhia?
Dragon 2: It's Jade Mountain. Maybe you should go to the school there, I heard it's good.
Dragon 1: Ok.

by June 22, 2023


Mountain Spinach

Weed, Dope, Marijuana, Cannabis, Reefer

Lets smoke some mountain spinach!
I had a great crop of mountain spinach this year!

by Ouboet1124 October 24, 2011