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When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
when you are doing anal sex and the girl takes a shit on your dick and the man proceeds to put it in her mouth
son last night i your mother gave me a muddy stick
When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.
Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge
Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
If you don't know who muddy waters is you are gay....
Creepy Old Guy: Hey kid, you know who muddy waters is?
Kid: No, why?
Creepy Old Guy: Huh! You must be gay...
Your mid shit and you realize theres no toilet paper so you have to go get it
Bro i was taking a shit and there was no toilet papper so i had to do a muddy shuffle
A term used to describe the area of the ass or anus on a person with poor wiping skills.
Dude, when I went down on her I almost gagged. Her crack was a muddy jungle.
When you shit in a pregnant women’s mouth while punching her stomach and occasionally taking bites out of her boobs as you sing TMNT theme song.
That bitch wouldn’t shut up so I gave her the Muddy Mako Shark.