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A cute looking girl who has somewhat of a muffin top, but not to much to be considered a pig; One night stand material. Also, you cannot consider her good looking enough to have continued relations with.
Alright, we got the three slam pieces, Jim, you got the pump muffin
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A sexy mofo that's a good guy with a good personality AND good looks; the whole package
Someone with not only good looks, but a good personality to back it up
Matt Baker is a studd muffin ;)
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An obese person whose legs chafe so badly that talcum powder or other dry applicant needs to be applied; but due to perspiration and walking, the applicant gets kneaded by the legs into a dough-like material that consequently runs down the person's legs.
For the record, a nurse introduced me to this term when describing aspects of patient care.
Dude, check out that porker's legs. I bet that fat's kneading stuff into dough as we speak. What a muffin maker.
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An all-knowing song that is sung in all churches, temples, synagogues, etc.
Person 1: Bro, I just saw a fatass singing the Muffin Song on TikTok.
Person 2: Don't judge him too hard. The Muffin Song is love, the Muffin Song is life.
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see whisker biscuit. Pussy that has aquired two to three days growth since the last shave.
I went down on my woman last night and got rubbed raw by her stubble muffin.
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Monica had a stuffed muffin last night and for breakfast
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