The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.
John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
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--Someone who practices in the art of giving a female oral sex(cunnilingus)
--lesbo, carpet muncher, muff diver, beaver bumping, lesbians.
A: Look at those two girls over there.
B: Ya I bet they are pancake munchers. Gotta love lesbians.
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A word describing a girl who likes to date much older men.
OMG the bitch is 13 and she is going out with an 18 year old!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.
Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad
Tittybiggy joined your clan
Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder
K-money: You just joined
Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE
k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits
Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder
Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS
Tittybiggy has left the clan
k-money: you little ass muncher
powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher
kingtez join your clan
k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch
*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*
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a french person who canes the snails on the daily, or any french person being a prick
fuck off u jewish snail muncher
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A person who enjoys eating sticks of butter in place of real solid food.
Me: So explain this again
Courtney: When I was little I used to eat sticks of butter
Me: What a butter muncher!
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