Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

Muscle sacks

Men that may or may not be over weight that have a large chest area. If they were ladies we calling them titties but men don't like the term.

This guy says man can't have titties... Then man what you carrying muscle sacks???

Valentines Beer Muscle

A special kind of muscle that can only be created by a few men in this world. To grow the type muscle you must drink many many bud lights whether it be keg can or bottle beer, as long as it's bud light. The only twist is that you have to be born on valentines day. In this case all the bud light that's consumed will become Beer Muscle because of all the 12 ounce curls and the females love it.

"Check out that guys muscles. I heard he doesn't even work out."
"He doesn't, he just drinks Bud Light every day and developed beautiful Valentines Beer Muscle"

muscle sand

When you want to type "muscles and" but you type it wrong so it becomes "muscle sand."

User 1: Today at the gym, I worked out my muscle sand abs.
User 2: Muscle sand?
User 1: Oh I meant, muscles and abs
User 2: Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.

Enoch's bicep muscles

Huge ass sexy things.

Enoch's bicep muscles are huge and sexy

Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)

Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"