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Guided muscle

a penis

"Oooh look! Here comes a guided muscle to blast you into maternity..."

by IvorBiggunFan March 22, 2024


butter muscle

A penis incapable of achieving erection due to the over consumption of alcohol and/or meat (ribs).

"Hey dude did you score with Sally last night?"
"Nah bro, I got the butter muscle"

by KCMOMAN April 24, 2012


Poogle Muscles

The rectal equivalent of the female Kegel muscles.

Every time he would dig the tattoo gun needle into the flesh at the top of the back of my thigh, the poogle muscles of my butthole would clench up and it looked like I was twerking.

by Pillsdb January 8, 2017


mewing muscle

The definition is a more complex version of mewing

that bro got no ; mewing muscles

by r9zzer May 13, 2024


Subtle Muscle

Another term for a small, limp, useless john

My ex boyfriend had a really 'subtle muscle' which is why I left him

or

Older men can sometimes suffer with 'subtle muscle'

by Daxine November 25, 2009


Mussel's Got Muscles

What you say when you want to say that a specific mussel has some nice big muscles.

"Man, that mussel's got muscles! All those other mussels over there have no muscles at all, but this one does! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 15, 2024


Mussels Got Muscles

A group of mussels that has some nice big muscles.

"Yo those mussels got muscles! Man those muscles are absolutely huge bro! Anyways, let's eat!"

by ComputerWorld January 15, 2024