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my ass magnet

When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass

I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up

by dgrigg21 December 6, 2022


jack my ass

Think about it, don’t fuck with me.

Don’t jack my ass Eric!

by Dieselsmokez July 28, 2024


Define my ass

An answer to when someone ask to define a word or sentance

Could you define Bread for me?
Define my ass

by Theyputhemastercheifinthesoder January 21, 2023


Sauron in my ass

that feeling when your ass burns when you take a hard shit

man, i aint eating this biryani no more man, it feels like sauron in my ass

by chomumandem March 31, 2022


angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017

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Trans my ass

When you/someone want to express that you do not believe that any
girl with a dick would be automatically "trans" or every person with a
vagina would be "female". Also when you say that categorising everyone
into either "trans*", "cis*" or "inter*" is as stupid and oldschool as putting
a baby with a vagina always into pink cloth.

"After I told her I wasn´t born with a cunt she started to tell me a transgender all
time, so I reacted very "trans my ass" to make her understand how fucked up this is".
"They do not want him to speak at the demonstration because of his clear "trans my ass"
opinions that are not legit with the lgbtiq mainstream".

by Uma Thulkjashdkh February 28, 2019


Super star my ass

To put 5 tongues amongst an asshole. Making a star like lick.

I need to get crazy. Time to super star my ass.

by Poopgoddontplaywithme May 3, 2024