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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.
Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.
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People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.
“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”
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When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power
person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what
person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME
The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).
Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.
When you rip the Steelers QB helmet off and kick him in the balls.
Myles Garrett gave Mason Rudolph a Pittsburgh Nap when Garrett ripped off Rudolph's helmet and would have kicked him in the balls.
Similar to a cat nap, but even shorter. A kitten nap can range between 5-10 minutes.
I took a kitten nap while you were in the shower .