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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
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People think they’re all that but most of them are racist/homophobic/sexist. There are the few exceptions of the smart feminist ones that deserve the world but, those are rare.
“Dude i think i just got hatecrimed”
“what. by who?”
“some Naps Men”
“yeah that adds up”
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like a man nap, a person falls unexpectedly to the floor and is sleeping before they hit the floor. Often assuming the position of a corpse such as one at a CSI murder scene.
Guy 1:Dude, I think that guy just passed out.
Guy 2: Nyah, he's just taking death nap.
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When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.
Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic
Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.
Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.
When you are having a nap and you wake up with crease lines on your face and back
That was a great nap, but now I have loads of nap lines
A brain nap is when you do something hard like an exam and your brain shuts down for a few days.
Wow, those SATs were so taxing, I’m having a brain nap. I can’t even do basic math anymore without my brain breaking.
To kidnap your bf/if or husband or wife for a spontaneous date unexpectedly
"My girl was at home just watching tv, so I decided we need to see a movie or dinner. So drove to her place out the blue and told her to get in the car. She what's going on? I told you're being Bae-napped now get your sexy butt in the car."