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National Himbo Day is a Day where we celebrate himbos and appreciate them for who they are😏. This holiday occurs on April 15th every year
"Hey are you excited for national Himbo Day?"
"FUCK YEAH"
"WOOO WOOOI HIMBO DAY MOTHERFUCLER S"
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National hickey day is on october 9th must give the hickey below the color bone. (Don’t be a pussy)
Bro Did you know it’s national hickey day? Yeah ima be with my girl later.
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On April 17, shove your finger up bare assholes.
I will shove a finger up your ass and you can’t complain because it’s national fingering day
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Everyone has to ask out their crush no questions asked
Wanna go out it’s national dating day 😉😏
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April 13 is where u can kiss the person you love
National kiss day
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National Pwnge Day. Katie has pwnd a girl named Sam on myspace.com Sam epic fails at everything that comes out (and goes in) her mouth, as Katie epicly wins.
This takes place on the 23rd-24th of July.
Sam: you need new shit!
Katie:I need new shit? my shits newer than the future!
Yay for National Pwnage Day!
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National Skirt Day is that special day of the year when girls across the country shed the confines of their drab and restrictive winter pants and leggings for the freedom and comfort of skirts. Guys across the country celebrate this day after four months of suffering through the absence of any attractive stimuli and the return of something fantastic.
Join us in the celebration at NationalSkirtDay.com
Question: If Valentine's Day existed for 20 year old men what would it be?
Answer: National Skirt Day.
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