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You Betcha

A Minnesotan phrase used as a form of agreement, understanding, acceptance.

Person 1: "It's good to have everyone together don't you think?"
Person 2: "Oh you betcha"

by Worksmithmaker October 14, 2015


You are NOT the father

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.

"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*

by Royal_Defense710 October 19, 2014


You Died

The two words you'll see the most while playing any Dark Souls game. Will cause frustration and anger.

Game: "You Died"
You, the player, angry: "Fuck!"

by kirby the memestar June 29, 2018


Royal you

The use of the word "you," in reference to the general populace, rather than one specific person.

A: You won't get anywhere in life if you're lazy.
B: Are you saying I'm lazy?
A: I meant you as in the royal you.

by Towaraito December 07, 2013


Are You Experienced

Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)
made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

Verse 1
If you can just get your mind together
Then come on across to me
We'll hold hands, and then we'll watch the sunrise
From the bottom of the sea

Chorus
But first, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 2
I know, I know you probably scream and cry
That your little world won't let you go
But who in your measly little world
Are you trying to prove that
You're made out of gold and, eh, can't be sold

Chorus
So uh, are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Well, I have

Verse 3
Let me prove to you
Trumpets and violins I can hear in distance
I think they're calling our names
Maybe now you can't hear them, but you will (haha)
If you just take hold of my hand

Chorus
Oh, but are you experienced?
Have you ever been experienced?
Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful

by IHateMyLife420 May 05, 2016


No thank you

Fuck off!

Would you like to upgrade your services with us today?

No thank you.

Can you spare some change?
No thank you.

Would you like to go to a Nickelback concert with me?
No thank you.

by ericparrey April 07, 2016


put you on

When you introduce something to someone and get them interested in it, and then take credit for their new interest or behavior.

Dude 1: "Dude, ever since you played that song Dynamite in the car, I've been super into BTS and Girl's Generation."
Dude 2: "I put you on kpop!"

Dude 1: "Ever since I saw you do it, I really like toasting my bread separately when reheating my leftover sandwich. I do it all the time now, it tastes so much better."
Dude 2: "I put you on that!"

by ghart717 December 15, 2021