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When your not going to tell some one something g or give them as little detail as possible
I heard you banged hi. In his face
I’m not gonna chat to loose
When you try to say gigachad but get autocorrected
Guy 1: man that guy is such a giga chat
Guy 2: don’t you mean gigachad?
Guy 1: oh yeah sorry, autocorrect
A person that has tried, failed, and given up on real life and instead decides to live out the remainder of their life in a chat room, sometimes even using it as a source of income by chatroom panhandling to fund their drinking problem. A chat bum's reality has a user name and a password and most of the time they're logged in longer than the chat bots.
I got my friend a job where I work and the boss said he could start Monday. My friend said he didn't want it. Even though it's all set and ready to go and all he has to do is show up he said, "no". I guess he would rather just stay home and be a chat bum.
Having an online chat with someone that would be considered rude, nasty or mean if it were in person or overheard by strangers or the people who are being spoken about, but the buffer of being online softens it. Frequently bitchy, catty or petty, it is nevertheless entertaining as hell to the participants, who wonder why they are never this funny when they are in the same room.
"I wonder if their ears are burning? I just got done having a particularly good sarcasti-chat with Carlo on Facebook, where we trashed everyone we knew. I haven't laughed that much in ages. I'm TERRIBLE."
When you get so excited or nervous, that you start hitting enter lots of times mid-sentence as if you're gasping for air.
Can become extremely annoying if done through email or if you have an alert sound because they'll be stuffing your message feed or inbox.
Spaz: oh fuck
Spaz: I think
Spaz: that chinese food
Spaz: is giving me
Spaz: the squirts
Spaz: gotta find
Spaz: a bathroom fuuck
Friend: Hah, sucks to your chat assmar
Friend: Holy shit, you've got my phone blowing up I got like 20 alerts from you what do you want?
Spaz: Excuse the
Spaz: chat asthma but,
Spaz: you gotta
Spaz: check this shit
Spaz: OUT mann
When one person in an online chat starts to say something before they realize that the other person is typing. This results in one or both people either stopping their typing or racing to finish typing before the other person.
I wanted to break up with John, but I lost the chat race and had to agree to a date.
I chat raced Jane to correct her spelling before she did.