Fuck Fight

A fight where the word 'fuck' is used basically every other word.

Ted: I fucking hate you, fucking idiot!
Jimolina: Fuck off. Go fuck your fucking mom!
Ted: Jimolina, fuck off! Why don't you fucking go and fucking fuck yourself!
Jimolina: Fuck it, I'm going fucking home.
Ted: Fine, fucker. At least I don't pussy out of fuck fights.

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Fire Fighting

The Best thing in the world that gives you a rush. Hearing that pager go off, you have to rush off to the station and Get on your Turnout gear. And then find a Seat on a rig.

Then Its time to Enter the building, and Tame the wild beast within.

Girl: Whats the Number one thing you like to do?
Guy: Other than being with you?
Guy: Oh, that would be Fire Fighting.

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Fight Friday

A friday in which anyone who has a beef with anyone else beats the shit out of them at school.

It's Fight Friday Yolo birches I'm kicking ass!

fighting shoes

fight shoes is when you finna beat a bitch up den put on sum fighting shows

girll i need sum fighting shoes

Billow Fight

Like a pillow fight, except instead of whacking each other with pillows, the combatants are blowing huge clouds of smoke on each other. The bigger the cloud, the better. Bonus points for making them cough or struggle to see.

"BILLOW FIGHT!"
*blows monster cloud of smoke in your face*

Wi-Fight

Common in apartments where individuals have their own Wi-Fi networks. Wi-Fights are usually started by one person using someone else's unsecured Wi-Fi network. The opposing parties then engage in verbal debate by changing their Wi-Fi network name's to words of dialogue for the other one sees when they view Wi-Fi connections around them. Originally coined by CollegeHumor

Excerpt from a Wi-Fight:

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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
edward
Winternet is Coming
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im using edward to torrent porn
LINKSYS
038783001
hah suck on my secure connection
Guys please stop fighting
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Whatever you iTunes library sucked
LINKSYS
038783001
you got a problem with the DMB?
Seriously come on stop
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Yeah it stands for Dis Music Blows
LINKSYS
038783001
WHERE THE F**K DO YOU LIVE
Just take a deep breath man
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Body Fight

Using other people as pillows is like a pillow fight.

Person 1 " Wanna Body Fight"
grabs Person 3
Person 2 "Sure"

Grabs Person 4

Both start using person 3 and 4 as pillows