A metaphorical flex where you try to assert mental dominance over others by "flexing" your brain and showcasing your knowledge. Usually done in a condescending manner.
"I'm literally starving."
"You're not literally starving, you're just hungry. If you were starving you'd be unable to talk or move."
"What a mega flex."
8th June is the international flex day, whereas you may flex on anybody.
Yo today's the international flex day. Imma flex on my snapchat story
Midcourse Flexing is a moderate form of flexing, where a person wears clothes that are cool, but not flashy. The object is to wear clothes that people will notice, but not think you are an asshole
I’m not about that Gucci shit, I’m just midcourse flexing these day
It's flexing but the person doesn't exactly notice. You do though, it makes you feel bad about yourself, sometimes.
Lily: "Oh my gosh! My 2 Ipads couldn't work, so I brought 2 more. And remember when I was in 1st grade? I dissected a cow eye!"
Me: "That's cool, I guess. You also already said that story of dissecting a cow eye over 100 times, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Me (thoughts): "She's blindly flexing again . . . "
When you stop being nice and humble and you show others your superiority
"Bru, i'm sick of this dude I'm about to bring the flex
A flex which is not awkward like a normal weird flex, but is weird in it's contents while nonetheless impressive.
"I won a game of chess on my phone while using it as a bat to play table tennis (real story) ."
"That's a real weird flex