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Jared

One who continually wife’s up 3s

Damn what does a jared and steph curry have in commone? They consistently nail 3s

by Ray furgason May 21, 2019


Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.

Jared is a cheater and a liar

by Jhurtme November 23, 2021


Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019


Jared

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.

Look at that Jared he’s such weirdo

by Littlechickenmaker January 24, 2019


Jared

Stupid idiot that contradicts everything he says

Person 1: Hey did you call me d*ckhead yesterday?
Jared: No, I only called you a d*ckhead
Person: NIBBA THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID

by MinecraftIsSuperior January 22, 2020


Jared

sometimes an L friend

yk jared? yeah he can be an L friend sometimes...

by lordofthegays September 17, 2022


Jared

Some fat kid that supports Real Madrid. Some how he is very athletic and is also caring. He’s also very hot.

Yo here comes Jared

by FaustoSpursFan7 January 18, 2020