German Seesaw

A sexual position involving the male sitting on a bed, chair, or other flat surface, with the woman on top. In one of her hands, she holds a self-pleasuring device a couple inches below her rectum. As she drops off the man's penis, she falls onto the device. Upon lifting off the device, she is back on the man, thus the seesaw-like motion.

Addendum: Having a second male can substitute device.

After exhausting typical positions, the young trio decided to attempt the german seesaw.

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german helmet

the shape of a bell end on a mans dick

suck my bell

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german redlight

the act of getting out of your car at a redlight and running around it dancing like Adolf Hitler

Himmler pulled a german redlight in town and was beat to death by angry anti-nazis

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german journey

its a fart. in german, "fahrt" means journey, so we refer to a fart, when being polite and hidden, as a german journey.

i just took the biggest german journey carl, we might wanna clear out before we die.

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The German Snowplow

Any number of bizarre sexual deviations involving animals and feces.

"Todd and I went down to Wal-Mart yesterday to buy a lobster for this bitchin' German Snowplow he and Jai were planning."

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German Sock

The act which a man fills up a condom with diarrhea and the ties a knot at the end. Then he will use his dick to shove it up a woman's vagina

I just gave your girlfriend a German Sock!

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German Mudmask

When you pay a prostitute to put slices of Cucumber over your eyes, and shit on your face.

Frank: "Billy got pink eye"

Billy: "How?!?"

Frank: "He bought a German Mudmask."

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