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Speed Weed

THC juice vaporized in a meth pipe because you burnt the coil on your cart you payed 30 bucks for

"Use a wrench to open the cart and pour the juice in here"
"You got a torch lighter?"
"We call this Speed Weed"

by Honted tonk July 6, 2020

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Speed-breezing

Verb.

Speed-breezing is the act of a naked person being pushed down a hill in a grocery cart. It commonly happens when people are drunk and playing "truth or dare" or just "dare."

"I can't believe you guys talked me into speed-breezing down that big-ass hill last night. I need to quit drinking tequila."

by chriscash816 September 7, 2009

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speed strip

Playing the card game speed and removing a piece of clothing each time the a player loses a round.

We played speed strip last night. Best tits Iโ€™ve ever seen.

by _maxford July 14, 2019

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stupid speed

the choice of a driving speed that matches nearly exactly the vehicle in the adjacent lane, not out of any sense of intentionality, but rather as a result of the use of cruise control, or sheer ignorance of ones surroundings.

Sorry I'm late, there were two boneheads driving at stupid speed for 3 miles on the parkway, and I couldn't get around them. 5 minutes of false hope that one of them would grow a brain.

by A McCool August 25, 2017

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Speed bag

The act of fucking a girl's face rapidly with her laying on her back on the bed and her head hanging off the side similar to a tea bag the testicles hitting her eyes very rapidly.

I'm going to speed bag Jenny tonight.

by Hoey34 April 12, 2017

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NTE Speed

Not To Exceed Speed; The speed at which an airplane must not exceed else it will fall apart. This usually results in a bad day for anyone on board the plane.

Person 1: Damn! That plane's wings just flew off!

Person 2: No shit, it surpassed its NTE Speed.

by Jordo62 March 20, 2011

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need for speed

the physical addiction/need for crystal meth (speed)
a reference to the racing video game

guy #1 at punk rock show: dude, look at that drummer's arms move.
guy #2 at punk rock show: yeah man, he's obviously got a crazy need for speed.

by the ianator August 22, 2007

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