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getting wasted, walking home alone, losing everything in your pockets and puking until noon the following day
that poor guys gonna get peter-drunk tonight
The act of fucking around, preferably outside, whilst drunk off your ass.
Best done with your freaky friends.
Person 1: Abbie what do you want to do today?
Person 2: Oh you already know its the perfect day for some drunk fuckery.
Person 1: Incredible!
When you get so wasted, end up outside a bar/club on the curb with your head between your legs and thong half way up the back.
Girl.... look at her! She is thong drunk!
Often following a night of intense inebriation, this condition is characterized by feelings of extreme nausea and wanting to vomit but being incapable of doing so as well as constant motion sickness even with the thought of movement. Fortunately, drunk belly is curable, usually after consuming a hearty, carb-heavy meal and lots of water.
Want to go to the gym Kelsey?
No dude, I have drunk belly. The idea of even moving makes me want to ralph on your face right now.
Not being able to walk straight due to extreme laughter.
Fred: "Aw man, I watched Harold and Kumar last night"
Ted:"You get funny drunk?"
Fred: "Hells yea bro, kept falling all over the place"
The state of being so intoxicated one is nearly "pickled". It comes from sitting on a porch all day long and into the night while steadily drinking alcholic beverages.
Porch Drunkeness usually occurs in trailer parks, urban housing projects and backwoods locales.
"Did you see Cletus out in front of his double wide? He looked like a homeless wino."
"Yeah, he was out there early this morning too. He's porch drunk."
where you become so tired you become a little bit crazy
well goodnight, melatonin drunkness again.
^^ after the user said some offtopic stuff.