are you kidding me right now

Meaning is. No this is really serious and it is in real time hence Right now, real-time wtf is this??

Omg, My bestie just got her leg caught in a beaver trap walking through the woods. answer from the other person....... No way are you kidding me right now?

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NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]]

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

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Most Addictive Game Play Now

The one ad on the side of our screen that is really annoying.

That Most Addictive Game Play Now girl has a big ass

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i want you here and now

Means I want to have sex with you right here and right now, no time to do anything else.

Girl: I want you here and now.
Guy: This exact moment?! OK

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Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!

An expression demonstrating the fact that one is in a focused state and cannot be bothered with minutiae. Originated from the viral video "My New Haircut"

Gym Attendant: "Sir, you need to sign in."
Creepy Italian Dude: "Not now chief, I'm in the fuckin' zone!"

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now watch me boy

now watch me boy clap clap clap clap clap clap boy

lol monkey now watch me boy nigger

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