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n. the greatest college basketball rivalry. ever. So far, duke has won 5 NCAA championships, while in 2017 UNC won their 6th in 2017. Almost evenly matched in skill, with UNC coming out only slightly on top looking at every game they've played against each other.
fans have been known to actively go to their rivals games solely to cheer on the opposition. In the 2017 NCAA tournament, UNC fans stayed after the UNC game just to cheer on Duke's opposition.
n. one of the hottest college basketball tickets to get. sells out in minutes.
UNC student: Oh! Who's your friend?
Friend: This is ___ and they go to Duke and-
UNC Student: HISSSS
Duke student: HISSSSS
Friend: So what did you do last night?
UNC Student: I camped out in front of the ticket office so I could get a ticket to the UNC vs Duke game 4 years from now.
a guy with a very very very very very tiny pee pee
Gorl1: why you sad
Gorl2: i just found out my boyfriend is a john duke hall
Every white man who plays college basketball.
Man the Duke Blue Devils are so white no wonder they never win it all.
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A group of hated, over-privileged, douche bags who can only shoot and flop. They get every call their way due to their rat-faced coach who sucks every refs dick. Every body on the team is a cry baby and a ball hog. The team's fans are credited with being the most dedicated in all of college sports, but i'm sure if any other team had a student section that took up half the gym, they would too.
Duke Blue Devils are a bunch cry baby douche bags.
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1. Intense academic 3 week college program that strictly recruits students with off-the-charts SAT scores.
2. A place for nerdy teenagers with no social life to meet other individuals like themselves.
Person 1: What did you do over the summer?
Person 2: I went to Duke TIP, my home, and the only place where I actually have friends.
Person 1: ..... wow.
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The act of filling the rectum of your loved one with greenchile stew and then having them excrete it in to your mouth.
"Esmerelda gave me one hell of a duke city drainer last night!"
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After picking up a chubby cowgirl at a country bar and shagging her ass all night at her place, you slap on your Stetson, cop a squat and pinch a morning turd in her cowboy boot and skip out the house saying “Adios Pilgram.”
I went back to Wanda’s house last night after the bar closed and before I left this morning I gave her the ol’ dirty Duke. She gonna be surprised when she puts that boot on.
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