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Ask a room full of people how many have wanted to try some crack, for a show of hands. If there are 600 people in the room and 29 of them thought about it, you will see twenty-nine palms.
Got a turnout of twenty-nine palms on crack use last night, usually I get about three, four out of 600.
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A: Marijuana is usually smoked as a cigarette (called a joint or a nail) or in a pipe or a bong.
If marijuana is a nail... then
"I sure wish I had a few Nine Inch Nails," says Stoner 1.
"I think you have a few nine ince tails," said Stoner 2.
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a girl band from wisconsin, who just so happens to be amazing.
Have you heard that new band nine cent dime. I cant wait to see them this weekend!
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its a cross between a penis and a vagina so if you have one then thats what its called
whoa dude that girl has a Panina PUH-NINE-UH
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Davis: Dude last night there was nine wolfs in my pants!
Mark: Ew, what the fuck dude?!?!?!
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A phrase created after some one misheard "back in year nine...".
Now accepted as a faux-ghetto slang term. Can be used at any random interval but works well if some one has offended or insulted you in any way.
Man 1: You're a knob
Man 2: Don't mack on my nine
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UK: Term leftover from before the decimalisation of British currency (1971).
It implies that something is dodgy or not kosher.
A ten bob (shilling) note was legal pre-decimal paper currency.
Chaz: So 'you going to buy that Capri from Honest Johns?
'arry: Nah Chaz, the fekah's bent as a nine bob note.
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