A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.
That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.
To not go out, stay on the couch and do hood rat things with my friends. This may or may not include refraining from the nights lame activities.
Hey gang, y'all are doing not cool stuff tonight i think Im pulling a pat and chilling. Ill be on my couch doing hood rat things with my friends.
Pat a furry day takes place during January 13, 2020, when everyone can pat a pufferblob at their will
Guy 1: Hey, did you participate in Pat a pufferblob day?
Guy 2: No, I'll go pat one right now!
Hitting someone in the head when you don't like them or are mad at them.
I'm going to give you the skibidy-pats if you push me one more time.
To sit with a perspective sex partner and engage in heavy petting and conversation, not actual sex.
he struck out and just had a pat n chat.
Nicholas: "My Firefox just crashed while playing Neopets"
*Person pats their back* (This is the Ionark Pat)
What Daves girlfriend does to him to keep him up all night. Also known as a handjob.
She gave me a hard pat and her hands were soft!