A prison puppy is a child that is birthed while the mother is incarcerated.
Jerry: "Shawty, your kid is mad annoying."
Dave: "Yeah girl, get your prison puppy under control."
used to describe sexual speech
Dude 1: That was a sexual speech!
Dude 2: He was puppy necking
Dude 1: Oh, makes sense
One of the many names for the poop that comes from man's best friend, the humble Dog.
"Look out, puppy mine inbound!" *dog poos*
"Puppy mine field up ahead!" *Puts shoes on*
a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
The nice way of saying you're sticking your poor dog in some veterinary dog boarding place for a few days while you get to enjoy guiltless trips across the country. Monster.
"Hey, we're just about ready to leave for the weekend beach getaway!"
"Okay, just let me get our dog to the puppy hotel first."
The foaming, gargling, about to vomit from the sight or sound of someone else vomiting.
You're going to give me puppy mouth if you vomit.
When something is your favourite/ top dog.
Originating from Ted Niverson from the podcast 'Chuckle Sandwich'.
Iced coffee is absolutely favourite puppy