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crazy pencil lady

1. a gal who has a lot of dead pencils in her backpack
2. cherlene

she is one crazy pencil lady

by compositionbook333 September 5, 2018


Push Pencil

Verb. The act of pooping immediately after a meal. Very much like the pencils with lead cartridges where you stick a cartridge in one end, and one comes out the other end.

Noun. One who frequently poops immediately after a meal.

“Mmm! This pot roast was delicious, but I gotta go push pencil!”

“It’s time to cut the cake! Where’s Frank?”
“Oh he’ll be out in a bit. He’s a bit of a push pencil.”

by Jeremayne October 3, 2023


pencil grip

The grip used for jacking off when your dick hasn't fully grown. You take your thumb and index finger and lightly pinch, with your middle providing support, like you're holding a pencil.

I haven't got the length to jerk off nornally, so I just use the pencil grip.

by Helios8170 November 22, 2018


pencil wenis

an obnoxiously under proportioned penis belonging to a boy who is blissfully unaware of the lack of his own girth

OMG his pencil wenis barely registered!!!

by ex-hole July 4, 2009


Damp Pencil

When you fall asleep having sex and your penis stays inside the vagina for the whole night. The next morning when you wake up with morning wood still in the vagina is called damp pencil.

"Dude, I had a crazy damp pencil this morning!"

"Bro, we had so much sex I woke up with damp pencil"

by Snugglebuggle December 20, 2018


Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023


romanian pencil technique

The process of pulling the females pants and (or) leggings and take the end of a pencil where the eraser is and slowly rubbing it on the thigh/vaginal area

“During art class I saw a boy giving the Romanian pencil technique to one of the thots when the teacher wasn't looking!”

by lilqdawwgg February 21, 2020