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Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 5, 2018


Police Ten 7

New Zealand Reality Series which showcases the most wanted criminals off the week. Also a camera man follows officers to crime scenes, recording some of the most embarrassing stories, arrests and police bravery.

"So last night i was watching Police Ten 7 "nek minnit" theres me."

"Eah Bro, are you watching Police Ten 7 tonight??"

by Nek Minnit Productions July 1, 2013


tokyo police club

greatest band ever. They're from Toronto and they rock out quite well.

Tokyo police club is a thugged out band.

by Trueeedaaaroxorx December 19, 2006

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Gulf Breeze police

Police with no real jobs other than to make you kiss their ass. And then after 30 minutes they leave you with a ticket always making sure to say they've cut you a "break".

**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**

Ya there were 3 Gulf Breeze police on the scene + all I had was a broken tailight! "Theeeem bitches."

by ashleyNoel08Auburn March 7, 2009

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Fuck tha Police

A common saying, originating with N.W.A., it gained popularity due to police brutality, the war on drugs, and general cop corruption. It is a complete sign of disrespect to the police.

-shit, they busting everyone
-seriously, fuck tha police

by RevG July 12, 2005

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crashing police horses

1. (v) A Lesbian sex act where two partners interlock their spread legs and grind their vulvae together to stimulate each others clitoris to orgasm.

2. (v) when a male or female has two penises inserted any combo of his/her mouth, anus, or vagina, but is most commonly done in the anus and vagina

1. Dude did you see those two chicks crashing police horses in the bathroom?

2. Last night me and my buddy crashed police horses with the girl from my biology class. It was incredible and uncomfortable all at the same time.

by tdac90 June 17, 2010

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stupid police

Stupid fucking police what do you think

You dude those police officers are fucking stupid man
Why bro what they do
They gave me a fucking charge of rape
That's fucking shit man
Stupid police: fucking idoits who need another fucking job

by Spartanman112 November 23, 2016

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