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Chris Prime is the lesser of the two Chris Primes. Chris Prime and Ultachris Prime are two different beings that rule over all of Christopia. Ultichris prime is the Supreme Leader of all of the Chris's. Whilst his lesser brother Chris Prime helps keep Christopia in check.
Ultichris Prime is so much more Superior than Chris Prime
A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids
Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids
A cocktimus prime is a dildo large enough to be a love seat or, alternitavely, small chair.
"I just got done using my cocktimus prime on my wife, I'm just glad to sitting now." he winced a tad after his sentence.
The act of shitting yourself at a McDonalds
Joe: “Hey man we gotta get out of here, I’m about to pull an Australian Prime Minister”
Tyrone: “What the hell?”
Sounds pretty innocuous to me. Where are you on that one Jordan? Where is his right to risk offense and if Megyn thinks he should be fired then... Shouldn't you also be fired? It seems like your entire ethos has a built-in 1 way check valve. Just like the leftist! You're the same! You're both exactly the same thing! 'Kettle' meet 'Pot' Amaright!? Ha!
Hym "Past her prime doesn't insult all women. Just the ones who are past their prime... Like the chipmunk. Derogatory rhetoric regarding men like sprem donor. He's a douche but he had a fat cock so you threw yourself at him and so did other women... And now you've been bred. There you go. You like romance NOW but BEFORE you liked fat cock. And now it's too late for that because why would I even bother? With all the whore fucking retards why would I even bother with ANY of them? They are just going to fuck a retard behind my back like those whores did to their boyfriends. What happened to Olivia's middle finger flashing boyfriend? He wasn't in the picture anymore after I wrote how she fucked that cripple. I mean... As far as the people WHO ARE ACTUALLY INVOLVED not COMPLICIT, I bet if we took a vote on whether or not I should hammer a retard or not... I'm pretty sure Yay wins by a landslide. You can't say it's jealousy on their part. They were already fucking the women who fucked the retard. They aren't jealous of him, are they? Ooooooh... They're jealous of his inherent superiority in the eyes of women oooooooh... Ok... Yeah, see... This is why I'm refusing to be sacrificed on the altar of a whore whim. This is why we need the gloryhole brothels."
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Before you go out to a singles bar masturbate before you get a piece of ass, this would prolong the experience for her and save you the embarrassment of not going a long time with her.
Dude - " Hey Johnny let's go out to the Juke Joint what do you say?" Johnny- "I'm down with that but you know I got to Prime the pipe first there bro"! yeah right like he is going to tell his friend that he is going to jack off.