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Noun: A condition in which the afflicted individual bursts in to raucous operatic verse at highly inappropriate times.
He has Random Pavarotti Syndrome; always doing The Merchant of Venice in the library...
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Basically the misuse of the word 'random' to describe or prescribe unrandom ideas.
Our brain works like flickering through television channels, get used to it.
Mostly committed by individuals to make their own idea sound cooler than it is or to express easy amusement to unheard ideas.
Think the episode of Spongebob Squarepants where a gorilla suddenly appeared into the scene, now that's random.
A: I was thinking of eating gummy bears that day
B: that's so random!
C: dude, misconception of random (MOR)!
A: I made a random dish that day. I used eggs and apples!
C: MOR
non-MOR is:
A: I should finish this book I'm reading soon... SNOWBALLS
C: RANDOM! you reminded me of the queen's underwear size
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Me.
I am some random guy
My online username is Some Random Guy
Yeah
Some Random Guy has currently got the second highest level on the Better Vanilla Building discord server.
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That button
Spend your time on something else and stop looking through urban dictionary for 3 hours spamming that button
(urban dicktionary sucks why do i have to put the word in my sentence ok anyways that button=More random definitions
The random chimp event will begin in 2022 with a widespread disease known as “monkeypox” where the infected will begin transforming into chimps and lead the new ape uprising
Person 1: Dude, where will you be during the random chimp event?
Person 2: OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH MONKE SUPERIOR BEINGS
having unprotected sex with random people
Tom: Hey Bill, what are you doing tonite?
Bill: Nothing really, i might go rawdog some randoms though.
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An unbelievably sharp/stabbing/debilitating pain in the District of Brown that normally lasts for up to 5 entire seconds and then completely disappears with no other side effects or manifestations.
A roughly biannual phenomenon, Random Anus Pain will occur (as the name suggests) for no apparent reason.
Usually happens when the sufferer is in the car, but not always. There is also an ensuing terror that 'This is it!' followed by perhaps several minutes of hyperventilating and the urge to immediately call someone and tell them about it.
It is thought that Random Anus Pain is similar to the body's 'falling off a mountain' flinch reaction when you are about to fall asleep. Except R.A.P. is your body's way of telling you that it can ruin you at any given moment, so you better start appreciating it.
You think childbirth was sore? You've obviously never had Random Anus Pain...
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