The motions a Meth Head would use when trying to stand still. This dance is purely unintentional by the Meth Head and is usually observed in the check out line in Walmart around 3am. The dance is a seris of flailing arms, fidgeting legs, and spastic jaw movements.
Yo dude, go check out the crankenstien in isle 3, he's really doing a river dance.
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AKA Yinzer. Specifically female native of Pittsburgh. Often found in Pitt malls. Wear absurd amounts of eye shadow and huge hair. Appear trapped in the 80s. Usually ages 12-30. Give of an aura of skankdom.
<me> Holy shit! What is that?
<frat bro> That... is river trash.
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the Red River is wen girl on her period (mostly notisable when the girls dont where a pad/tampon, or are just realy unclean)
wem battling the red river timmy always remember if the river flows red take the dirt track insted
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Same as a donkey punch, except you use a shovel.
Dude! That mouthy bitch is headed for the green river.
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A bunch of stupid kids that hang out at Junction 121, get drunk and start fights.
I hate all those river rats taht hang out at junction 121
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The interconnected movements that constitute the stereotyped portrayal of a homosexual man dancing.
Alfonsito slapped his man toy Gerardo's buttocks then proceeded to the dance floor ahead only to River Dance the night away.
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