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You can not touch MC Hammer.
There are no exceptions to this rule.
Guy 1: Hey I'm gonna go touch MC Hammer
Guy 2: It's a waste of time, Rule 95
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Rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.
Rule 135 would include Wu-tang clan, Beatles, and Super Mario Bros. remixes.
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The general rule that you should always bring a towel just in case you do something stupid so at least people will say "Hey that guy/gal really knows where their towel is". Coincidentally this is also the meaning of life and all questions because all answers can be deprived from 42 an example of this would be: How many minutes dose it take to make a marshmallow peep answer 42 because 4+2=6 and it takes 6 minuets to make. Part of the 100+ general rules of the universe.
Bob: What should I bring to my camping trip to Death Vally?
Jim: Always remember Rule 42: Always bring a towel.
Bob: Why? a towel there is no reason I would need it.
Jim: But what if you get lost then with a knife and a little time you can make a turban like hat to shield your eyes so you don't over heat and go temporally blind, or what happens when you need some sort of bag but you only have a knife a towel and some rope you could make your own knapsack.
Bob: Thanks Jim for reminding me about Rule 42.
Jim: No problem.
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When the male request oral stimulation from the female....and she ask for reciprocation the male states you do me and I owe you one later.
68+1=69
Guy: So Becky how bout a little head before dinner
Girl: Jason how bout we rule 68 it
Guy: Ummm...you kno what...how bout I just 68 ya
Girl: Whats that?????
Guy: You do me and i owe you 1
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when playing golf, and an opening drive on a hole does not travel further than the ladies tees, the goddamn bastard who hit the ball so short must unzipper his zipper and pull his dickout for the remainder of the hole.
2 things you should know:
Does not apply to women.
Does apply in the presence of women
Mike played alright except for the 3rd hole, when we had to use the dickout rule.
No gimmes, Paul's on my team, and we're playing with the dickout rule.
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A rule, usually concerning social behavior, which is known by all but spoken by none. This rule is neither official nor written down. It just is.
Examples of what an Unwritten Rule is:
You do not sit next to strangers on busses/trains even if it is full - you stand.
You do not stare at people in public.
You do not tell a girl she is fat, even if she is.
You never pass a cop even if he is doing 10 under.
You do not swear in the presence of a lady.
You do not initiate unwelcomed small talk with who you are sitting next to on a plane.
You take your hat off during the national anthem.
etc.
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If it's more than a handful, it's a waste.
Guy 1: My new girlfriend has triple Ds or something, her tits are huge.
Guy 2: You're not Shaq, Rule 67.
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