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Sad trash

When someone is so trashy that it's sad.

Becky sells weed to her mom she's so sad trash

by Dakota & spencer February 8, 2015

6πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Sad Balls

A reference to the more popular term, "blue balls" in two ways:
1:When someone is blue they are often said to be sad
2:Your balls will be sad if they do not recieve stimulation to the point of ejaculation. Thus making them sad. Which could also cause you to cry.

Guy:That stupid gf of mine gave me sad balls and it hurts like hell!!!
Girl:I'm still in the room you asshole!!!

Dude 1:Dude she said we were gonna fuck but her parents got home early and I got major sad balls.
Dude2: So what did you do?
Dude1:I fucked her mom instead.

by The Pulverizer April 10, 2011

5πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Sad Clown

The act of a female performing deep fellatio on a male while wearing heavy mascara and/or eyeliner. The depth of the act may initiate the gag reflex causing her eyes to water, resulting in her mascara to run down each cheek; thus, resembling a sad clown when she looks up at you.

I'm stressed out. I could really go for a sad clown tonight.

by Mr. Rotten Treats July 20, 2009

83πŸ‘ 138πŸ‘Ž


sad dab

To dab sadly

β€œHey John! How’s your Dad?” Me; β€œHe left... *sad dab* β€œ John; β€œoh......”

by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019


sad dab

To dab sadly

John; β€œHey Jake! How’s your dad?” Me: β€œHe left.... *sad dab*” John: β€œoh....”

by jakejones0308 February 19, 2019


Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.

David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!

by Love handler6969420 March 15, 2016


Sad Boner

Feeling when you are really sad about something, however, your body still have place for a boner, but it feels different than a regular boner, its just like the power of sadness is in there in your cock, it's a Sad Boner.

I was really down for my wife cheating on me, but then some porn appeared on my newsfeed and man, I had such a Sad Boner.

by Barracuda Dan November 26, 2017