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The act of taking a nap and waking up only to masturbate before taking another nap.
Nap. -> Bate. -> Nap. Nap-sammy.
We can't get a hold of Wylie today, I bet he is in the midst of another nap-sammy.
When someone ships while you are ass fucking them.
I was fucking her in the ass and she did an angry Sammy.
A really awesome girl who is probably obbsessed with Taylor Swift and her dog.
Person: is that Sammie Hutchinson?
Another one: ya isn’t she obbsessed with Taylor Swift and her dog?
A delicious fish sandwich containing the meat of the Japanese Koi fish & butter between two slices of white bread.
When you get so intoxicated that you wake up in the middle of the night and accidentally urinate in your girlfriends underwear draw.
Connor Jason: what happened with Viv last night, she’s blowing up!
Samuel Andrew: yeah I’m in the doghouse, I did a Sammy sprinkler!
A person who is typically male and has a female sibling that he protects because he is scared his overly attractive friends will date her
She is so hot but her brother is such a Sammy Danielson.
Sammi is amazing and no one can say otherwise.
You either love her or.. Or die.
There's not really any other option.
I stg if anyone insults her I will destroy you all.
God: what happens if I click this button
Angel: um it's kinda like you make an adorable reincarnation of Jesus
God: Ok-
Sammi: *exists*
Joey: aw
Kyla: aw
Joey and Kyla: we protecc, we attacc