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Making sandwich meat out of your girl by shoving her headfirst between the bed’s mattress and box spring.
Performed by shoving her in headfirst, at the foot of the bed, leaving exposed only her two love holes and legs. After spreading and tying her feet to the bed frame you pound both holes like your humping jar of warm mayonnaise.
Did a little sandwich spread with Rachel last night. She’s still under the mattress this morning and dripping juice like a faucet.
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Burberry sandwich :
1. Being mugged or stuck in a group of people, normally chavs.
2. Also the name of an unsigned SKA band in Kent
Rick - Poor Tim was in a bad burberry sandwich, took his money phone everything
Paul - Damed chavs...
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When you insert your pair of balls into a sandwich (preferably without meat ) and your partner eats it
Jessica:man I'm so hungry I could eat anything
Tommy: you want a boffa sandwich?
Jessica: yeah!
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Your hands, used to hold a burger.
Get your sandwich clamps off that!
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A very special three-some involving two females (preferably related) and a male that involves, but is not limited to, the male being sandwiched by the two chicks with his dick in one girl's ass while the other has a strap-on and is doing him the ass at the same time.
1.
Jon: So, how was Nicki and her cousin last night?
Simon: It was great after I got the two of them in bed. They were down with the sime sandwich, extra pickle and mayo.
Jon: YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!!!
2.
Simon: How bad do you want to be in a sime sandwich?
Jon: I want to so bad! So bad!
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When a guy shits in a girls cooch, fucks it, and then eats it out afterwards.
Damn! I want to Brazilian Sandwich Aubrey Mallory!
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A sexual act where a man repeatedly pokes his penis through two women's lips as they kiss. Also known as a a double-sided hot dog or a senor gonzalez.
''Damn if you had a sister as fine as you, I would have both of you in a spanish sandwich''
i'm put you in the sandwich
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